the fine print
the lawyers made me
what this is
this is a satirical heuristic. a vibe check with delusions of grandeur. do not use this to hire, fire, grade, or shame anyone. use it to screenshot and send to your group chat.
what i touch
public github api only. no login. no private repos. i store username + score for the leaderboard. i don't sell data. i barely have data. the code itself is open source — yes, the thing judging your commits is on github. the irony is not lost on me.
removal
want off the leaderboard? contact me. i'll probably ignore it, but occasionally i feel something.
got a bone to pick?
complain to @leodoan_. i probably won't care, but go ahead and try.